dushi-dude:

youdonthavetogotocollege:

gaspack:

Male thot jobs.

Barber
Dj
Personal Trainer
Plug
Club Promoter
Tattoo Artist
Mechanic
Foot Locker
Fedex/UPS
Photographer
Warehouse
Overnight Stocker @ Grocery Stores
Construction Worker
EMT
Sprint/TMobile
Comcast

This is the one

Where are the thots in STEM?

trainthief:

Fuck all customers except whoever left us an anonymous store review saying they drive by three other locations to come to ours because they’re bisexual and everyone who works here is hot

enjoloras-deactivated20220821:

This man is trapped in his house with what’s going to be like 1000 giant moths and it is somehow the funniest thing I have seen in days.

reverendmama:

Today I bought a bag of saltwater taffy because I thought it’s like the kind of candy a really stupid empty-headed cowboy would love and desire more than anything else and a few hours later I got home and sat down and eagerly unwrapped a piece and put it in my mouth and it’s the most disgusting candy I’ve ever tasted which is so funny, I couldn’t be happier, it’s like a dog treat

findme-at1am:

ip2lb:

no joke who wants a date like this?

darthfar:

everythingfox:

Owner asks dogs to hide because customer is scared of dogs

(via)

The owner also tells the last dog to fetch the cat, and to share the treat with it. XD So precious.

frawgs:

sloppystyle:

@frawgs

simply not a force to be fucked with

elvensemi:

elvensemi:

elvensemi:

Does anyone else have that one friend whose sleep schedule is like an ever-evolving mystery? One day they’ll appear to be asleep for the entire 16 hours that you’re awake, but the next three they won’t appear to actually sleep at all. Sometimes they appear to be on Australian time, other times their schedule has adjusted to somewhere in the middle of the Pacific ocean. (I call this Cthulhu time.) You go a week without seeing them and you have no idea if they’re just really busy, dead, or if their sleep has simply synced up to the exact hours you’re awake and online. The only indication that they’re still in this mortal coil is vague posts about grocery shopping that pop up on their blogs at 4:12AM. 

I’m horrified at myself because I randomly decided on 4:12AM for an obscure and horrible hour in the morning, but after I posted I glanced down at the clock and 

did i just vaguepost about myself

There are two things I love about this post: 

• the number of people who are, with apologies, That Friend
  
• the fact it keeps getting splorts of notes every day at 4:12am
  

specialtater:

murdershegoat:

this tiktok is gonna cure coronavirus

“Mo mo” “Moooooo”